Alright Anime club, I've already told my friends; why not use copypasta to tell you too?

Well, I'm going into counciling, and I'm going to get checked for mental disorders. I especially need it after those almost-concussion-facepalms some of us were sharing. Not that that'd surprise any of you.

I still remain the stress champion, I've got three big projects due soon, triple the usual homework in my AP class not including the projects, I got chewed for not doing my secretary job, and it seems that I'm not the only one that lost his job. I think you can figure out who. Then there's my new job as vice captain, the contest I was pushed into entering, and Zelda begged me to volunteer until she tapped into my pushover side. She's quite good at that. >.>

I got really pissy today, it surprisingly lasted for an entire hour. It still won't break my three-day record, but... Anyway, it was mostly just at my boyfriend. Later, I got some bad news about him (NO MATT, YOU NO CAN HAZ NOEZ). Imagine if I got that news when I was still pissed off at him.

I've been pretty emo about not being able to have a sweet sixteen birthday bash, or even a birthday chill with you guys (which would be the more likely of the two). Actually, I think the last time I've ever had a birthday party was when I was 8, because I was still my mother's Barbie doll then. Ever since I stopped being her toy and became a subject of her hate, I've only attended like what, three parties? It was Jess's, Cara's, and that nerdy boy's parties (EDIT FOR ANIME CLUB: The word "nerdy" not said as an insult), I think. Right? If any of you can remember more, please tell me. You people need to go to my school, or at least drag me off to one of yours. Maybe then I could have my birthday celebrated. I don't know why I'm so emo about it. I just am.

I miss you guys. Maybe I should just kidnap all of you and hide you in my closet. That'd work, right? I promise to feed you weekly. Actually, I take that back. Monthly?

ANOTHER EDIT:
I found my first piece of photo editing awesomeness and posted it to dA. It's the newest deviation added.